May302012

Avengers pick up lines:

  • Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
  • Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
  • Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
  • Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
  • Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
May282012
  • Me: This is a really cool cover of Disturbia.
  • Sarah: Yeah, but from in here it doesn't sound like they're saying Disturbia. Especially when you started talking about Homestuck, then it started sounding like they were saying Alternia.
  • Me: ...That song needs to exist.
5PM
May242012

Why I love gamers

One of my friends is playing The Sims on one side of me and another friend is playing Diablo III on the other side, so I keep getting things like:

“I’m going to decorate their backyard and then they can get married—”

“And then FLAMING DIREBATS COME OUT AND KILL THEM ALL.”

8PM
  • (About Legend of Korra)
  • Chris: 'Is that the handsome firebender boy who drives you crazy?"
  • Me: It took me like two viewings, but she TOTALLY launches them with Earthbending. Doesn't even look to see if they land.
  • Chris: Korra is the best babysitter.
  • Chris: "If you children misbehave, I will launch them into the air."
  • Chris: Fund it.
  • Sarah: WHY ARE WE FUNDING THAT?
11AM
Ziggy Stardust is a Time Lord.

Ziggy Stardust is a Time Lord.

May232012
darkheartedrose:

hiddlesdowney:

tyrotheterrible:

onebearablelife:

talldarkbishoujo:

theillusivewoman:

brony-stark:

pigtailedrhapsody:

There wasn’t enough characters, so I had to put ‘Bruce Banner’ and ‘The Hulk’ separately. Have fun!

Best friends with Iron Man, eh? I think that worked out pretty damn perfectly.

Went on a date with Captain America. YES.

Hugging the Chitauri.
about as shitty as my actual birthdays usually are tbh

GT: IS WORSHIPPED BY IRON MAN.
*u* Oh wow. I’m worshipped by. Iron Man.
;u; That says a lot. 

Isolated on an island with Loki.
…

formed a band with Iron Man.
YES
super secret boyband.

Had babies with THOR.


Showerin’ with Loki, Bitches.
(I’m posting this mostly so that Cassandra will be jealous of me.  Sarah told me to.)

darkheartedrose:

hiddlesdowney:

tyrotheterrible:

onebearablelife:

talldarkbishoujo:

theillusivewoman:

brony-stark:

pigtailedrhapsody:

There wasn’t enough characters, so I had to put ‘Bruce Banner’ and ‘The Hulk’ separately. Have fun!

Best friends with Iron Man, eh? I think that worked out pretty damn perfectly.

Went on a date with Captain America. YES.

Hugging the Chitauri.

about as shitty as my actual birthdays usually are tbh

GT: IS WORSHIPPED BY IRON MAN.

*u* Oh wow. I’m worshipped by. Iron Man.

;u; That says a lot. 

Isolated on an island with Loki.

formed a band with Iron Man.

YES

super secret boyband.

Had babies with THOR.

Showerin’ with Loki, Bitches.

(I’m posting this mostly so that Cassandra will be jealous of me.  Sarah told me to.)

11AM
And then naked women.

And then naked women.

May222012

New Korra Theory:

Amon is Spike Spiegel.  

We figured it out.

6PM
…I watched Cops once, guys…

…I watched Cops once, guys…

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